Humdrum
Aardman Animation-bored shadow puppets
Saturday, December 14, 2002
Tuesday, November 26, 2002
Monday, November 25, 2002
Sunday, November 24, 2002
Thursday, November 07, 2002
Saturday, November 02, 2002
Thursday, October 31, 2002
Saturday, October 26, 2002
Tuesday, October 22, 2002
Saturday, October 05, 2002
Masturbate for Peace
Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace
10. It's too hot to go outside and demonstrate
9. If I go blind they can't draft me
8. The walls need painting white anyway
7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind.
6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself
5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork
4. It may be the only "peace" I'll be getting for a while
3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause
2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?
1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob
Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace
10. It's too hot to go outside and demonstrate
9. If I go blind they can't draft me
8. The walls need painting white anyway
7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind.
6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself
5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork
4. It may be the only "peace" I'll be getting for a while
3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause
2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?
1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob
Friday, October 04, 2002
Sunday, September 29, 2002
Saturday, September 14, 2002
guide to flaming
The Golden Rule of Flaming:
May your flames be witty,
insulting, interesting, paradoxical,
funny, illogical, caustic, sarcastic,
even inconsistent - but never,ever, let them be boring.
[rule #42]
The Golden Rule of Flaming:
May your flames be witty,
insulting, interesting, paradoxical,
funny, illogical, caustic, sarcastic,
even inconsistent - but never,ever, let them be boring.
[rule #42]
Thursday, September 12, 2002
Sunday, September 08, 2002
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